My friends have always been the best of me.
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
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Shout out to the Nice Guys (tm) out there who need to see this.
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.