epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials (via jumblejo)
cosmo tip #600
expertcosmotips: if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
afternoonsnoozebutton: GUYS THERE’S A TRAILER FOR THE NEW SEASON OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed...– Stevie Nicks (via actias)