on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style
I would not fuck you in a box
I would not fuck you wearing socks
I would not fuck you here or there
I would not fuck you anywhere
I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.
APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?
I am doing this from now on. Fellas you have been warned.
I started a new blog recently, so you can follow anyoldroad if you’re interested in hippie/nature/camping/art/travelling stuff.