Stephiekiwii

Apr 18

silverandcrimson:

skeletonhaver:

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

(Source: sexhaver, via slytherin-bamf)

Apr 16

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Apr 15

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

(Source: mistress-laufeyson, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

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Apr 14

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Apr 13

laughingsquid:

Decoding Your Menu, A Cute Illustrated Guide for Restaurant Patrons by Gemma Correll

laughingsquid:

Decoding Your Menu, A Cute Illustrated Guide for Restaurant Patrons by Gemma Correll

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

tootsienoodles:

hemsworths:

yeah but what the fuck’s up with people thinking that converse are appropriate shoes to wear formal clothes

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(Source: graylees, via slytherin-bamf)

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Apr 12

(Source: adrielemelo, via peaceful-moon)